Monday, June 24, 2013

Acronyms For Automobile Brands

AUDI

Another Uninformed Driver Insulted.
Another Useless Device Installed.

BMW


Babbling Mechanical Wench
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Buick


Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer

Chevy


Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

Dodge


Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Fiat


Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?

Ford


Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)

GMC


Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Gotta Mechanic Coming

Mopar


Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Pontiac


Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac

Saab


Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Toyota


Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


Maybe you can come up with some new ones.

Source: Internet